Dear Google:

The default emoji in Android ‘O’ are flat-out awful. Please revert to the whimsical emoji we have enjoyed and love for years. Thank you.

I’m at an impasse.

My boss has quit. Upper management decided last week to post a job listing to replace her (supposedly confidentially) that had all applicants resumes delivered to the broadly accessible ‘careers’ inbox. Bad move. She found out. You know, because she was in the middle of trying to fill some open positions in our department. Long…